Monday, January 24, 2005

Fantastic ? Four

  1. Don't ugly people get to be super heroes too?
  2. Who told Jessica Alba she could act?
  3. Isn't Sue supposed to be older?
  4. I thought Sue and Reed were husband and wife or is that later?
  5. Isn't the Human Torch her brother? (They look nothing alike)
  6. WTF?


Trailer

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Talk about Cold

Yesterday it was about 13 degrees in New York. When I left my office and got into my car, I tried to start my iPod mini and it would not work. Of course this pissed me off since I have a 45 to 60 minute commute ahead of me and radio can be such a bore sometimes.

I thought it might be the temperture that shocked the iPod so I waited till the car warmed up... nothing. I sat on it... nothing. Finally, I reset my mini and she worked! Thank God!

So today I hit the net looking for operating tempertures for the mini and this is what I found:

Environmental requirements
• Operating temperature: 32° to 95° F (0° to 35° C)
• Non operating temperature: -4° to 113° F (-20° to 45° C)
• Relative humidity: 5% to 95% noncondensing
• Maximum operating altitude: 10,000 feet (3000 m)

So basically, she had frostbite! As if I didn't have my fingers and skin to worry about in this weather!

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

A Message from God

One day a farmer left his well unprotected, and his donkey fell down into it. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

NOW --------

Enough of that crap . . .

The donkey later came back and bit the heck out of the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.